That escalated way too fucking quickly.
Great Hammerhead Shark, Sphyrna mokarran, swims over the sandy flats offshore South Bimini, Bahamas, North Atlantic Ocean. IUCN Red List by Michael Patrick O’Neill
"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
"I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends." - Gamora, Guardians of the Galaxy
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
oh hell no
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
A swarm of anchovies
the smelly smell that smells…smelly.