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andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

kaisergeiser:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

That escalated way too fucking quickly.

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thelovelyseas:

Great Hammerhead Shark, Sphyrna mokarran, swims over the sandy flats offshore South Bimini, Bahamas, North Atlantic Ocean. IUCN Red List by Michael Patrick O’Neill

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tinarannosaurus:

"Tina’s got stage fright."

"I have stage fright?"

"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."

"That explains a lot."

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spoktrop:

watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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syntaxbitch:

"I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends." - Gamora, Guardians of the Galaxy

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thepredatorblog:

iraffiruse:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

oh hell no

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

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chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

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flyfella:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke