So in love with my new hair 😍🙆 All thanks to @hairdisigner #balayage #ombré #olaplex (at Studio Chroma Inc)
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
These jokes are getting out of hand
That escalated way too fucking quickly.
Great Hammerhead Shark, Sphyrna mokarran, swims over the sandy flats offshore South Bimini, Bahamas, North Atlantic Ocean. IUCN Red List by Michael Patrick O’Neill
"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
this is how I would doctor
"I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends." - Gamora, Guardians of the Galaxy
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
oh hell no